var d=new Date();
				var quotes=new Array(31);
				var authors=new Array(31);
				quotes[0]="Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.";
				quotes[1]="I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.";
				quotes[2]="Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.";
				quotes[3]="Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.";
				quotes[4]="Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.";
				quotes[5]="Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.";
				quotes[6]="I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.";
				quotes[7]="I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.";
				quotes[8]="I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.";
				quotes[9]="I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.";
				quotes[10]="I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.";
				quotes[11]="I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.";
				quotes[12]="If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?";
				quotes[13]="Intelligence is not a science.";
				quotes[14]="Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.";
				quotes[15]="Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.";
				quotes[16]="It is better to have a fair intellect that is well used than a powerful one that is idle.";
				quotes[17]="It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.";
				quotes[18]="It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.";
				quotes[19]="It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.";
				quotes[20]="It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.";
				quotes[21]="Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart.";
				quotes[22]="Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly.";
				quotes[23]="Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain.";
				quotes[24]="Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.";
				quotes[25]="Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend. Non-being is the greatest joy.";
				quotes[26]="Hope is a waking dream.";
				quotes[27]="How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!";
				quotes[28]="I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart.";
				quotes[29]="Ideas shape the course of history.";
				quotes[30]="If it were not for hopes, the heart would break.";
				authors[0]="Groucho Marx";
				authors[1]="Ronald Reagan";
				authors[2]="Georg C. Lichtenberg";
				authors[3]="Henry Ford";
				authors[4]="Josh Billings";
				authors[5]="E. B. White";
				authors[6]="James Whistler";
				authors[7]="Oscar Wilde";
				authors[8]="Mark Twain";
				authors[9]="Woodrow Wilson";
				authors[10]="Dolly Parton";
				authors[11]="Franklin D. Roosevelt";
				authors[12]="Scott Adams";
				authors[13]="Frank Carlucci";
				authors[14]="Victor Hugo";
				authors[15]="Salvador Dali";
				authors[16]="Bryant H. McGill";
				authors[17]="G. H. Hardy";
				authors[18]="George Bernard Shaw";
				authors[19]="Lewis Carroll";
				authors[20]="Albert Einstein";
				authors[21]="Henri Frederic Amiel";
				authors[22]="Diogenes";
				authors[23]="Democritus";
				authors[24]="Lao Tzu";
				authors[25]="Aristotle";
				authors[26]="John Muir";
				authors[27]="Pope John XXIII";
				authors[28]="John Maynard Keynes";
				authors[29]="Thomas Fuller";
				authors[30]="Mohandas Gandhi";
				document.write('"' + quotes[d.getDate()-1] + '"<i> - ' + authors[d.getDate()-1] + '</i>');